Hard to believe it’s only Wednesday, right?

Well, part of that is because you’ve actually been through 60 percent of the week already.

In case you’ve never heard it before, this is the breakdown:

Monday… 32%

Tuesday… 28%

Wednesday… 20%

Thursday… 13%

Friday… 7%

These are hard and true facts, battle tested and peer-reviewed and all that.

Looks like Wednesday is the only day that’s actually, you know, equal to a day.

So have a nice… day… today.

And don’t worry, it’s easy from here on.