You were thinking I’d have something glowing to say about last night’s Grammy tribute to Frank Sinatra.

Nope. Didn’t watch it. Couldn’t run the risk of seeing the worst thing in the world: pop stars doing bad impressions of Frank Sinatra. There are about three or four singers alive today who are even fit to carry Sinatra’s microphone case, and if I want to I’ll see their shows instead.

Tonight, though, is must-see TV. Second-to-last episode of this season of Fargo and the first-place Redskins on Monday Night Football? I’ll take that any day of the week.