We’re all just living in Shohei Ohtani’s world

No news or entertainment these days is going to trump anything involving Dodgers slugger Shohei Ohtani, newly crowned member of baseball’s 50-50 club.

Make that only member.

Ohtani put on quite a Sho yesterday, getting his 50th home run and 50th steal in a game in which he went six for six with three home runs and 10 RBI. (I know I always knock RBIs as a stat but 10? Come on!)

So beyond that it’s hardly worth mentioning that Franklin and I do have a new episode of Math and Musings out today but I’ll do so anyway. The boy and I discuss great questions of the universe and ponder the vagaries of life and the human existence, among other things.

It’s not a 50-50 season or even a 6-6 day at the plate but it’s what we got. Enjoy.

Road warriors

The MLB team of my youth (that would be the New York Yankees) now owns the best record in the American League, poised to have homefield advantage in the upcoming playoffs.

It’s a bit disappointing, seeing as though the Bronx Bombers this year have actually played better on the road, doing their bombing away from the Bronx as it were.

No other playoff contender can boast this odd discrepancy, an anomaly that may bode well in series to come.

Commanders shine in home opener

With its thrilling win over the New York Giants yesterday my hometown NFL team (that would be the Washington Commanders) are now undefeated in divisional games this year. I know it’s early, but their current winning streak has me excited for things to come.

If the Commanders win the Super Bowl this year you heard it here first.

A day of remembrance

Schools across the country today, including my own, will take pause to remember lives lost and sacrifices made on and after the events of September 11, 2001. It may mean little to the participants, born decades after the event, though we’ll do our best.

I really can’t blame my son, for example, in not appreciating the recency of the year 2001. I have to stop to realize this was 13 years before he was born.

Thirteen years before I was born one had, among other things, Woodstock, the Amazin’ Mets, and the moon landing, and I really don’t consider having any connection whatsoever to that period of history.

But it’s a lot cooler set, no?

Traveling through real America

Today on Math and Musings Franklin and I talk about our travels through the southern part of Virginia… what I like to call “real America.” Among other things we’re going to greasy spoon diners and minor league baseball games.

Ain’t that America?

It happened so long ago and we recorded it so long ago I don’t even really remember what happened, so I’m looking forward to the surprise too.

Report from the farm

Over the weekend I had the pleasure of visiting City Island in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, home to FNB Field and the Harrisburg Senators. The Sens are the AA affiliate of my hometown MLB team (that would be the Washington Nationals), an appropriate junior partner if I ever heard one in both city and nickname.

I’d been to FNB Field once before, back when it was Metro Bank Ballpark in 2012. Prior to that it was Commerce Bank Park and before that Riverside Stadium, hosting the Sens since 1987 (and some form of baseball for a hundred years prior). That’s pretty long standing as minor league parks go, as is the Senators-Nationals connection. That one’s been in place since Day One of the big league club in 2005.

If you’re wondering, yes, the ballpark really is on an island, right there in the middle of the Susquehanna River in Pennsylvania’s capital city. They say the river’s a mile wide and a foot deep, though I didn’t check either stat. It is wide, though seemed pretty deep as well as my son and I walked over the Walnut Street Bridge that connects the island to downtown. There we found the famous Palumbo’s Italian Eatery, an authentic old-school pizzeria rivaled only by The Italian Store and perhaps Naples itself.

My son and I got to the ballpark early, of course, as one does, and got to see a lot of pregame. There ended up being a 75-minute “rain” delay, though I’m pretty sure there was no actual rain falling at any point. A cynical part of me thought it may have been a plot to sell more beer, though if that were the case I guess I was okay with it. They kept us entertained with some Jumbotron shenanigans, and we had our fill of ice cream in upside-down plastic batting helmets. Classic. They also had a cartoonishly large soft pretzel for sale but we would have needed about a dozen other people to help us with that one. Or a few more hours of “rain.”

FNB Field is S-tier as minor league parks go, and I’ve been to quite a few. At this point in my life I tend to go only to places I know will be amazing, and I’ll never tire of being right.
Note to future self: don’t wait a dozen years until next time.

The Italian Store needs no further adjectives

If you ever find yourself in Arlington, Virginia, and you head anywhere other than The Italian Store on Washington Boulevard (they have another location on Lee Highway as well), you are wasting your time. Situated inconspicuously among several other restaurants and drug stores on a non-descript main street, the simply titled Italian Store requires no further explanation.

I’ll offer an analogy though.

Whatever the Italian word for Nirvana is… this is it.

Blessed no doubt by little old ladies and God Himself, The Italian Store is not only a “store” but a restaurant as well, though calling it either one of those things is a bit like saying Amazon is a “company” and Google is a “website.” It’s intense. And somehow it’s all packed into a little old-school Italian deli.

Funny thing is, I barely scratched the surface this weekend. They’ve got hundreds of bottles of wine I didn’t try and dozens of pastries and candies and pastas and whatever the Italian word for tchotchke is. I went for the pizza, and damn their pizza is good. I’ve had plenty of good pizza in my day, but ain’t nothin’ like The Italian Store. They’ve got various coffees too, and an al fresco dining area I imagined occupied by Tony Soprano and company, sipping espressos while waiting for their gabagool. Next time…

I lived in Northern Virginia for more than a dozen years and never found my way to this holy land until weekend… foolish me.

Needless to say, though, I’ll be back.

We do not look gift holidays in the mouth

Today on Math and Musings my son and I discuss at great length today’s “holiday.”

(It’s always good to pause for reflection at this point.)

‘Round these parts it’s Labor Day wrap-around weekend or some such thing, also known as sop to vacation industry. They start school in the middle of August so they gotta give ’em something, right?

Franklin and I both learn a few things, and hope you find our 15 minutes entertaining and informative.

Or at least mildly amusing.