Baseball continues to dominate this blog

Thank God for last night’s cliffhanger win, or I’d be calling the Nats, losers of four in a row, victims of the mikeoconnelljr.com curse. Indeed, before last night’s victory the Washington Nationals hadn’t won a game since I called them a pennant lock, and had fallen into second place in the NL East. Still, as they say in baseball, it’s a long season.

On the American League front, I hope you were watching last night my beloved New York Yankees trounce the once-mighty Boston Red Sox. The Bronx Bombers blew open a tight 4-3 game with nine runs in the seventh inning. They’re now five and a half games up in their division, and at the risk of yet another MOC “cover” curse…

Give them the pennant!

Notes from the road: Frederick, Maryland

I had the pleasure of spending yesterday afternoon in Frederick, Maryland, for a minor league baseball game between the Frederick Keys and the Myrtle Beach Pelicans. The game was played at Harry Grove Stadium, a quaint little park on the southern edge of town. Actually, as of six months ago, the park is officially called Nymeo Field at Harry Grove Stadium, proof again that even quaint ballfields in 18th century cities must carry corporate sponsorship in 2015. (Nymeo is apparently some kind of local credit union. Harry Grove? Founder of a pre-war professional team in town known as the—get this—Frederick Hustlers. Awesome.)

I was joined at the game by a few old friends and a few new friends taking up a full aisle two rows behind the home team’s dugout. I couldn’t have asked for a better seat or a nicer day—not bad for probably the only one I’ll go to all year. The game was one of those in which I really didn’t care about the outcome, though one usually finds himself rooting for the home team, of course. The only name I recognized on either roster was that of the visitor’s hitting coach, one Mariano Duncan, one-time Yankee infielder and two-time World Series champion. Duncan played his final major league game in 1997, I’m sure before half the fans at the game yesterday were even born. And some of the players on the field could barely grip a bat.

Minor league baseball, of course, is real America, even with its ridiculous in-game promotions and eight-dollar beers. (Or perhaps that is real America, and it’s time for me to rethink what I mean by that phrase.) I should make mention of the fact that the Keys are named for a certain local poet, he of Star-Spangled Banner fame. You could say Francis Scott Key’s work shows up at more ballgames than that any other poet, save perhaps the fellas who wrote “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” and anyone who wants to take credit for the phrase !@#$^%. It’s got to be intimidating to sing the national anthem in Key’s (sort of) hometown, but it was belted out with aplomb by my one-time bandmate David Marcus, he of Market Street Big Band fame. (It’s true we all know everybody in small-town America.)

As for the game itself, the Keys pulled out a 2-0 win in what turned out to be a great pitchers’ duel played in two hours, 22 minutes. I left a scoreless game after five innings, returning to babysitting duty on the homefront, of course, but I’d gotten my money’s worth. I think one day next year I’ll begin taking Franklin with me to ballgames, because it’s really never too early to start.

I’ll probably make it through only three innings that day.

Give them the pennant

I do root for the home team, my Washington Nationals, as National League teams go, and I’ll admit I was a bit skeptical about the move to get Jonathan Papelbon as the team’s new closer. Locker room dynamics? Storen moving to a new role?

If there were any questions about the move I refer one to yesterday’s game.

And to today’s headline.

Tour swings through Virginia

The PGA Tour comes to my hometown this weekend (sort of), as Robert Trent Jones Golf Club in Gainesville, Virginia, plays host to the Quicken Loans National. The tournament’s frontman is none other than Eldrick “Tiger” Woods. Those of you a little older may remember him as a good golfer.

Gainesville is about a seven iron from where I live, or about driver-three wood-three wood with traffic. Compare this to my old hometown PGA stop (the B.C. Open–also not in my hometown but in nearby Endicott, New York), a seven iron from my house and well, we don’t have a word for “traffic” back home.

I’ll be watching the tournament this week, of course. From the privacy and convenience of my nearby home. And Eldrick? Come on, show us a little of that nearly-40-and-now-an-underdog-hero-A-Rod-type magic. For old times’ sake?

Happy Birthday, A-Rod!

Though I no longer think of 40 as being “old,” let’s face it, it’s up there for a professional athlete. Alex Rodriguez, the man who has lived no ordinary life and led no ordinary career, turns 40 today, and is playing his best ball in at least half a decade. Way to go, slugger.

Even though he plays for my beloved New York Yankees, I haven’t felt the need to root for A-Rod the past few seasons. Especially last season, when the guy didn’t even play, sitting out the year on a PED-related suspension. I’ll admit I pretty much thought A-Rod was done, and didn’t care whether he ever appeared in pinstripes or any other uniform again. Then there he was at spring training this year. Clean? Yup. Repentant? Perhaps. A team player? Seems so. Feared hitter in the Yankee lineup? As the season has rolled on… yes.

This past Saturday’s performance–three home runs to lead the team to victory–was no Babe Ruth Story fluke. He’s having a great season. Indeed, between the way he and teammate Mark Teixeira are hitting this year, you’d think it was 2009 or something.

Author’s note: 2009 has been the only year this century (counting 2000 as the old century) the Yankees have won the World Series. A repeat performance of that season would be quite the 40th birthday present, would it not be? Just sayin’.

Libous guilty

http://www.pressconnects.com/story/news/local/2015/07/22/libous-guilty/30531301/

Few headlines over the years have made me as gleefully happy as the one I woke up to yesterday morning:

Libous guilty.

And in full: Sen. Tom Libous to be removed from office after guilty verdict.

I’ve told you for 15 years this man is a crook. That has now been confirmed by judge and jury, so please allow me to gloat a bit.

Yes, I’m quite pleased with this verdict, and I’m unapologetically happy that Libous–and his son–are going to prison. When only one person shows up to speak on your behalf as a character witness–someone you’ve subpeonead and admits on the stand to not actually being your friend–I take that as a sign I’m not the only person happy with this judgment.

Have a great weekend, everybody!

One of many differences between Binghamton and Loudoun County

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There’s a monstrously large construction site about half a mile from my house (pictured above), featuring cranes and trucks and jacks and hard hats and all the usual trappings of development.

The thing is, I have no idea what it is.

To me that’s pretty much Loudoun County in a nutshell. Giant construction project? No big deal. Happens every day. (And they’re still finding old farmland on which to develop.) If this were Binghamton, not only would we have heard about it years ago, but there would be giant banners with name of the store, the name of the contractor, and the names of 25 glommy politicians.

Prepare the ribbon and the oversized novelty scissors… the politicians are creating jobs!

(Cue Charlie Brown sighing to Snoopy for maudlin quote in final frame…)

Sometimes I miss when life was so predictable.

Trumping all the rest

I figure most Donald Trump-types are good for about 15 minutes of fame following the announcements of their presidential bids. You make a splash, the media fawns, then you get out of the pool.

But Donald Trump himself in 2015? This guy just keeps on going.

I’m not going to comment one iota on Trump’s politics. I’m not even sure what they are, really. I’m not sure he knows what they are either.

Who cares. The guy’s a breath of fresh air among the measured windbags of the political class.

You know why Donald Trump is going to step in it again and again over the next few months? He doesn’t think or act like a politician.

Thank God.

His latest flap? The one with the local hook that the national media hasn’t even found yet? He’s annoyed some local conservation group around here because the golf course he owns a few miles down the road from my house had to cut down a few trees from the swamp that existed previously.

Ha!

And you love the guy a little more.

Honestly I doubt Donald Trump could ever really get elected president. Then again, if you’d asked me a few years ago whether a black guy named Barack Hussein Obama would ever get elected president, I’d have said the same thing.

Show is but a month away

One of the things I’m most looking forward to this summer is an upcoming show I have at the Goodwill Theatre in Johnson City, mere minutes from where I grew up. On Monday, August 17, I’ll be joined by Dan Miller, Dan Fabricius, and Jeff Guevin for an evening of jazz standards and a few original compositions of mine. We’ll be recording some tunes that afternoon, then recording the show as well for a future release. Head to www.goodwilltheatre.net for tickets and further information.

Oh, and I’ll remind you a few more times as well.

Called it

Hate to say I told you so…

Wait a minute, I love to say I told you so, and here it is again.

Baseball’s all-star game?

Knocked it out of the park.

Seriously, was that not the best Home Run Derby you ever saw? Looks as though they’ve got the formula down now, and I’d say for next year don’t change a God damn thing.

The game itself was no anti-climactic disappointment either. Relatively close game? Three home runs? NL pitchers ringing up 15 strikeouts? Uh huh.

Everyone who dismissed the All-Star Game over the past week or so can now sit down and you know what. The couple of days that are often a hole in the sports calendar produced, well…

a home run.