Rod McKuen, 1933-2015

Over shadowed by vaccinations, deflated footballs, and out-of-step dancing sharks this week was the passing of one of America’s great and greatly maligned artists: Rod McKuen. McKeun died this past Thursday at the age of 81.

I was first introduced to the work of Rod McKuen through the album A Man Alone, Frank Sinatra’s only record devoted entirely to the work of one composer. Sinatra released the album in 1969, the same year that McKuen lent his pen to several songs featured in A Boy Named Charlie Brown, the Peanuts gang’s first (and best) full-length movie.

Getting to work with Frank Sinatra and Charlie Brown in the same year is pretty impressive. It makes sense because McKuen was sort of a Charlie Brown, and one of the many personae of Frank Sinatra. The brooding one. The lovestruck character John Cusack plays in most of his movies. McKuen was John Cusack in real life.

Rod McKuen was panned throughout his career because, well, for lack of a better description, he was a commercial success. His lyrics and poetry books were filled with maudlin clichés and sappy truisms. Newsweek called him the King of Kitsch. Nora Ephron said his poems were superficial and platitudinous.

But I liked his work. And so did 60 million people who bought his books and 100 million who bought his records. As a singer, songwriter, poet, and author, I approved of his message.

And that—to borrow a cliché—is a life well lived.

Game deserved to be called “super”

Well, the game has been played and the Patriots won fair and square. At least we don’t have to hear about Deflate-gate any more.

Are you kidding me? It took less time for that line of questioning to come out than it did to get the air out of the balls!

Kudos to those Patriots who kept it together when those questions came up. I could probably imagine myself not being quite so civil.

(Pause for dramatic effect.)

But I’d still go to Disney World.

Ready for the game

When I was a kid it was all about the game. But between Deflate-gate, media flaps, and the rest of the baggage that accompanies America’s most popular professional sport, I’m ready for some football.

What surprises me most, listening to the week-long pregame show this week, is how upfront media personality are about their collective vacation in Arizona. Half the on-air conversations are about how much the journalists drink and carouse while waiting for the game. Is this new? Was I this naïve as a child? Have we simply reached a point in our culture that we’re too oversexed or undersexed or stupid that this is all we can come up with?

Also, note to self… father-son trip to Super Bowl week some day. When he’s older.

We just can’t stop talking about it

I’m pretty sure I’m the only commentator left in America who has not weighed in on “Deflate-gate.” Let me amend that.

By now we have all heard the story—under-inflated footballs used in the AFC Championship Game seemingly with the knowledge of the home team—and speculated about which Patriots knew what and who told who to lie about it. Guh. At least we stopped talking about domestic violence and child abuse for a few minutes. Anyone know there’s a game on Sunday?

The real problem is that this is exactly what the Super Bowl is. People who don’t care about football 364 days a year jumping in for one day to watch singers, dancers, commercials, wardrobe malfunctions, and sixth grade gossip.

To the game, I do think the Patriots will emerge victorious, regardless of what size balls are used. Too bad their victory’s already tainted. And they’re really in a no-win situation here: win and you’re still a cheater; lose and you obviously got here only by cheating.

Pitchers and catchers report in 21 days.

Still smiling after yesterday

You’ve got to love a day in which two of the four  major professional sports have their all-star games, one of which ended 17-12 (hint: it wasn’t football). Earlier in the day basketball coaching god Mike Krzyzewski won his 1000th career game (he’s the first to do so), and on the later side my hometown Wizards came from behind to actually defeat a Western conference foe. Sports will keep you smiling through any blizzard.

Saturday schedule for an almost adult champion

Saturday, January 24, 2015.

9:30 a.m. Wake-up

10 a.m. Family storytime at public library

12 p.m. Kentucky vs. South Carolina

2:30 p.m. Georgetown vs. Marquette

5 p.m. Watch The Interview. Toast America.

7:30 p.m. NHL skills contest

10 p.m. Go outside and pretend to skate around like NHL all-star

10:30 p.m. Nurse hockey injury with hot chocolate and Wizards game

12:30 a.m. Bedtime. Nothing left to prove. #adulthood

 

 

State of the Union, Shmate of the Union

Like the weatherman who tells you what you can plainly see is happening outside, President Obama’s State of the Union speech last night didn’t really tell me anything I didn’t already know. He’s a good-looking ideologue who speaks in pleasant-sounding platitudes. Yeah, I knew that.

Thankfully over the years fewer and fewer Americans have been paying attention to State of the Union speeches. Perhaps because they find them worthless or perhaps because there are just too many other things on TV, I’m pretty sure more Americans care about the faux government shown on Parks and Recreation that the real one that followed it on NBC last night.

Which reminds me, nobody post a comment about Parks and Recthat one I still want to watch later.