There is nothing more American than this

Yesterday at school my regular classroom was undergoing a scheduled deep-cleaning, so I was stationed temporarily in an alternate room. It had four walls and a floor and everything so I didn’t really mind the switch, but I found myself somewhat thrown off during the morning announcements. When we began to recite the Pledge of Allegiance I realized the classroom had no American flag.

Some quick thinking led me to Google, where I could easily find an electronic image of a flag to display.

First thing that came up when I googled “American flag”?

An advertisement to buy one.

There is nothing more American than that.

I root for Goliath so I can see a win

With its bounce-back win last night over Argentina, the U.S. Men’s National basketball team avoided a three-game losing streak… something akin to missing three times in a row trying to brush your teeth.

With losses to Nigeria and Australia this week the U.S. team showed its vulnerability, or perhaps the fact that the rest of the world is, you know, actually good. It’s not like the Dream Team days in which we weren’t really sure whether any of those other countries actually had basketball courts or not.

I realize these were only exhibition matches, but you still try to win, right? This is like the Harlem Globetrotters losing two in a row to the Generals. (Those were only exhibition games too.)

This is one of those times where rooting for Goliath is fun.

And lest we forget… winning is fun.

Nothing surprises me anymore

Commenting on the vagaries of the game of baseball is a little bit like pointing out things like the sun’s rising or wind blowing from time to time. After more than 150 years of professional seasons in the books we’ve pretty much seen it all, right?

I’m sure there have been consecutive days, previously, in which one game ends 1-0 and the next game ends 8-7. Maybe even one occurrence where the former was a dramatic three-hit shutout pitched by a star against his old team. Maybe another star hits a home run for the game’s only run. Maybe the games are between teams that have been consistent winners the past few seasons, and indeed have built up a rivalry in recent years.

Maybe one team takes a 7-2 lead into the bottom of the ninth inning in that second game.

And ends with a guy losing his shirt.

Literally.

Yeah, it’s probably happened before.

Champa Bay does it again

Champa Bay.

Damn, I wish I’d thought of that.

But yeah, I’m totally stealing it.

And add one more to the record books for said Bay with the NHL’s Lightning hoisting the Stanley Cup for the second time in two COVID-shortened seasons. With its cup-clinching victory Wednesday night the Lightning secured an unusual (hat) trick… a night, btw, in which five Tampa Bay Rays hurlers combined on a 7-inning no-hitter down the road in St. Pete.

So this is what we look for: a “big four” pro team repeats as champions while another team from the same city gets its own championship sandwiched in between. Scowering through a few almanacs today I think I’ve determined that the most recent time such an unusual occurrence, um, occurred was when the New England Patriots won back-to-back Super Bowls in February 2004 and February 2005 while the Red Sox squeezed one in there in October ’04. (Less said about that one the better.)

Can the Rays be far behind?

With Tom Brady coming back for season seven hundred can the Bucs do it again?

After all, this is Champa Bay.

Some call it football

Like going to church on Christmas and Easter (I hear some people do that), I follow soccer only during its big events. I get into the World Cup, of course, and the Olympics, and I generally take interest in the Champions League because it coincides with the end of school and my students and I need something to do those last few class periods.

This week, of course, we have the semi-finals of the Copa America and the “2020” Euro Cup, second finalist there to be determined today. A win for England will mean that island nation has a 50-50 shot of sweeping the Euro Cup and Champions League, this after placing both finalists in that latter tournament a half dozen weeks ago.

So why am I actually taking an interest in soccer these days?

Yeah, gettin’ ready for Season Two of Ted Lasso.

This event was a few years in the making

In the 19th century and into the early part of the 20th century it was customary, on the Fourth of July, for a public official–a mayor, a judge, a justice of the peace–to recite the text of the Declaration of Independence in a public place as residents came together to celebrate the holiday.

Like many traditions, this one faded, and now it is difficult to find such an event anywhere in the nation, let alone one’s hometown. This Friday I’m amending that, with the help of said hometown, as part of Claude Moore Park’s Ol’ Time 4th of July celebration. (Starts at 10:30 if you’re interested.)

I actually first had the idea to do this in 2004, and held my own renegade reading of the Declaration in front of a couple dozen friends on July 4, 2004, at Binghamton’s Recreation Park. I did this half a dozen times in Binghamton (2004-2009), then tried to revive the custom here in Loudoun County. Starting in 2016 I held an annual event at the Sterling Community Center, shuttered last like like so many other things due to COVID.

This year we’re back, and I’m happy to collaborate with my local park, even playing nice with my local government to make the event bigger and better than ever before.

The text of the Declaration? Well, that’s the same. Same speech for 245 years.

But it’s still gonna sound damn good.

Kenny Garrett still brings it

In the past week I’ve done two things that brought normalcy a little closer to reality.

One: played a gig. Two, saw somebody else play a gig.

Not too much to report about my own gig. Yup, still know how to play the piano.

You know who else knows how to play the piano, like, really well?

Kenny Garrett.

And that’s not even his main instrument!

Saturday evening I had the pleasure of seeing legendary saxophonist Kenny Garrett and his quintet take the stage at Keystone Korner in Baltimore, now doing in-person live shows again in addition to livestreaming its shows.

(Never went for the streaming option. I appreciated their effort, trying to make do in the COVID era, but come on, who wants to watch an empty jazz club?)

Keystone Korner is one of what I’d call a few remaining “real” jazz clubs around. And real jazz musicians know it. That’s why the little club can pull in big-name talent every single weekend.

Kenny Garrett has been a big name for over 40 years. Still trying to place him? Ever hear of Miles Davis or the Duke Ellington Orchestra? Yeah, that was Kenny playing the sax with them.

I saw Kenny Garrett play at the University of the Arts in Philadelphia in 2008. I know that jazz in a chamber hall is basically jazz on a golf course. (Quiet, please.) Listen, applaud, repeat. That’s what I was expecting that night in ’08.

Not what I got.

I’ve often described that evening as life altering, and it really was. I’d never thought “jazz” could behave like that. Or rather, that we could behave like that, the artists and the audience, listening to jazz. It was a jazz concert with the intensity of a rock concert, to take the easy analogy, and I remember thinking that symphony hall would never look the same.

That experience changed the way I viewed “jazz,” and the way I played jazz as well. A friend of mine reminded me recently that the way we grow as musicians is not to retreat to some isolated cabin and produce a great record. Our capacity to produce is highest when we consume, taking ideas from others and putting our own touches on them in a sort of unplanned collaboration each of us has with one another.

My only disappointment Saturday night is that I knew what was coming. I knew it was going to rock. I knew it was going to be intense. I knew Kenny was going to put down his saxophone, chant a little in the mic, then walk over and bang out a few chords on the piano before picking up the horn again. His alto floats over the changes like a jam band’s guitar, and every once in a while he quotes Coltrane or Sonny Rollins, just to show he can.

Yeah, I would have loved to go in fresh.

But the second time was pretty sweet too.