Champa Bay does it again

Champa Bay.

Damn, I wish I’d thought of that.

But yeah, I’m totally stealing it.

And add one more to the record books for said Bay with the NHL’s Lightning hoisting the Stanley Cup for the second time in two COVID-shortened seasons. With its cup-clinching victory Wednesday night the Lightning secured an unusual (hat) trick… a night, btw, in which five Tampa Bay Rays hurlers combined on a 7-inning no-hitter down the road in St. Pete.

So this is what we look for: a “big four” pro team repeats as champions while another team from the same city gets its own championship sandwiched in between. Scowering through a few almanacs today I think I’ve determined that the most recent time such an unusual occurrence, um, occurred was when the New England Patriots won back-to-back Super Bowls in February 2004 and February 2005 while the Red Sox squeezed one in there in October ’04. (Less said about that one the better.)

Can the Rays be far behind?

With Tom Brady coming back for season seven hundred can the Bucs do it again?

After all, this is Champa Bay.

Some call it football

Like going to church on Christmas and Easter (I hear some people do that), I follow soccer only during its big events. I get into the World Cup, of course, and the Olympics, and I generally take interest in the Champions League because it coincides with the end of school and my students and I need something to do those last few class periods.

This week, of course, we have the semi-finals of the Copa America and the “2020” Euro Cup, second finalist there to be determined today. A win for England will mean that island nation has a 50-50 shot of sweeping the Euro Cup and Champions League, this after placing both finalists in that latter tournament a half dozen weeks ago.

So why am I actually taking an interest in soccer these days?

Yeah, gettin’ ready for Season Two of Ted Lasso.

This event was a few years in the making

In the 19th century and into the early part of the 20th century it was customary, on the Fourth of July, for a public official–a mayor, a judge, a justice of the peace–to recite the text of the Declaration of Independence in a public place as residents came together to celebrate the holiday.

Like many traditions, this one faded, and now it is difficult to find such an event anywhere in the nation, let alone one’s hometown. This Friday I’m amending that, with the help of said hometown, as part of Claude Moore Park’s Ol’ Time 4th of July celebration. (Starts at 10:30 if you’re interested.)

I actually first had the idea to do this in 2004, and held my own renegade reading of the Declaration in front of a couple dozen friends on July 4, 2004, at Binghamton’s Recreation Park. I did this half a dozen times in Binghamton (2004-2009), then tried to revive the custom here in Loudoun County. Starting in 2016 I held an annual event at the Sterling Community Center, shuttered last like like so many other things due to COVID.

This year we’re back, and I’m happy to collaborate with my local park, even playing nice with my local government to make the event bigger and better than ever before.

The text of the Declaration? Well, that’s the same. Same speech for 245 years.

But it’s still gonna sound damn good.

Kenny Garrett still brings it

In the past week I’ve done two things that brought normalcy a little closer to reality.

One: played a gig. Two, saw somebody else play a gig.

Not too much to report about my own gig. Yup, still know how to play the piano.

You know who else knows how to play the piano, like, really well?

Kenny Garrett.

And that’s not even his main instrument!

Saturday evening I had the pleasure of seeing legendary saxophonist Kenny Garrett and his quintet take the stage at Keystone Korner in Baltimore, now doing in-person live shows again in addition to livestreaming its shows.

(Never went for the streaming option. I appreciated their effort, trying to make do in the COVID era, but come on, who wants to watch an empty jazz club?)

Keystone Korner is one of what I’d call a few remaining “real” jazz clubs around. And real jazz musicians know it. That’s why the little club can pull in big-name talent every single weekend.

Kenny Garrett has been a big name for over 40 years. Still trying to place him? Ever hear of Miles Davis or the Duke Ellington Orchestra? Yeah, that was Kenny playing the sax with them.

I saw Kenny Garrett play at the University of the Arts in Philadelphia in 2008. I know that jazz in a chamber hall is basically jazz on a golf course. (Quiet, please.) Listen, applaud, repeat. That’s what I was expecting that night in ’08.

Not what I got.

I’ve often described that evening as life altering, and it really was. I’d never thought “jazz” could behave like that. Or rather, that we could behave like that, the artists and the audience, listening to jazz. It was a jazz concert with the intensity of a rock concert, to take the easy analogy, and I remember thinking that symphony hall would never look the same.

That experience changed the way I viewed “jazz,” and the way I played jazz as well. A friend of mine reminded me recently that the way we grow as musicians is not to retreat to some isolated cabin and produce a great record. Our capacity to produce is highest when we consume, taking ideas from others and putting our own touches on them in a sort of unplanned collaboration each of us has with one another.

My only disappointment Saturday night is that I knew what was coming. I knew it was going to rock. I knew it was going to be intense. I knew Kenny was going to put down his saxophone, chant a little in the mic, then walk over and bang out a few chords on the piano before picking up the horn again. His alto floats over the changes like a jam band’s guitar, and every once in a while he quotes Coltrane or Sonny Rollins, just to show he can.

Yeah, I would have loved to go in fresh.

But the second time was pretty sweet too.

Still perfect

I’m 39 years old, which means I’ve been a legal adult for more than two decades.

All this time I’ve lived in a society which promises, among other things, a jury of one’s peers.

I’ve never been judged by such an organization…

and I still have never served on one.

Yup, dodged a bullet yesterday when my scheduled service was called off. I’d gotten notification the previous evening via a recorded line and a message that was sweeter than any Wayde Byard school cancellation I’d ever received.

My no-jury service streak remains intact for another mysterious number of years. Apparently there’s some kind of citizen rotation in these things but I still haven’t figured it out.

Let the record show I am philosophically opposed to mandatory participation in juries. Same reason I’m opposed to the military draft, and the same reason I’m opposed to conscripting anyone into any line of work. As far as I’m concerned the county can pay professional jurors to sit full-time and actually get good at it. Like the way that every other job in the world gets filled. It’s called the free market.

Man, I didn’t even get to pull that card.

Maybe next time.

This is where we are now as a society

In our ongoing quest to find new and unusual snack items, my son and I have discovered ketchup-flavored Pringles.

Not a misprint. Not a gag.

Currently available only in Canada, with the right connections (i.e. this thing called Amazon) one can get them shipped to the States.
The question for our society is… is this a new high or a new low?