Remember last week when I was so happy that the onslaught of political ads would finally cease since Election Day had passed?

(Clicking that link and looking back.)

Well, that was Election Day 2023.

Now I’m already getting ads (text messages, actually) for the next gubernatorial election.

(Pause to reflect how far away November 2024 is.)

Uh, no, it’s actually November 2025.

Sadly it was not satire.