The closest Long John Silver’s restaurant to me is more than an hour away, but given its status as the industry standard in quick service seafood, I do stay apprised of its doings. And as I will on occasion partake of their wares, I remain an active member in its Seacret Society rewards program. Seacret… hilarious.

I received an e-mail Saturday from LJS touting its newest promotion: the Lent Challenge. Levels of mastery include deckhand, boson (I had to Google that one), first mate, and captain.

Among other things one can get a buttery piece of fried fish and some delicious waffle fries for $2.99.

Any day except Friday.

Lenten challenge not valid on Fridays. That’s just hilarious.

I hear they’re lowering the price to 49 cents on April 31, then they’ve got a collab with Chick-fil-A that’s valid only on Sundays.

I swear sometimes you just can’t make this stuff up.