Never look a day off in the mouth

Singapore, Bhutan, Brunei, Malaysia… Loudoun County, Virginia. These are places celebrating Lunar New Year today. Actually it’s only Lunar New Year’s Eve here, as Lunar New Year proper falls on our calendar’s 10th of February. But those other countries are also like 14 hours ahead of us in time zones so I guess it balances out.

Point is, we’ve got the day off today, and one never looks a day off in the mouth.

And for a greater recitation of these details, check out today’s episode of Math and Musings.

500 down

Today’s math class bellringer: How many years is 500 months?

Bonus: What was the date 500 months ago?

If you can’t answer either of these questions you’ll have to repeat the first decade of this blog.

Curb still bringing it

I’d been looking forward to Season 12 of Curb Your Enthusiasm since the moment Season 11 ended fourteen months ago.

I knew it’d be good, and it was.

Here’s an example, from last night’s premiere, of why Curb is both topical and timeless: in the same episode I can get a modern-day crack about “DTM” (doing too much), then minutes later get a centuries-old Yiddish insult, “farbissiner.”

My goal today is to squeeze both of those into conversation.

Venticinque anni… ancora buono

In honor of the 25th anniversary of The Sopranos premiere I’m making it my mission to rewatch every single episode.

First off, why not?

And you gotta do something when it’s cold out, right?

And if someday I’m trying to remember when this occurred and all my journals have burned and that section of my autobiography has not yet been completed, I wanted it noted for the record.

NFL Final Four is set

With a quick look at this weekend’s “final four” of pro football, one thing stands out: the potential of a Ravens-49ers Super Bowl rematch, albeit without the brothers Harbaugh.
Was that three years ago or four years ago?

Oh wait, that was eleven years ago.
No wonder my son didn’t remember it.