Math coming up in history class!

In From Box Scores to Test Scores I devote a section of the text to the famous “fencepost” problem of mathematics, and the related “off-by-one error” I’m fond of calling the OBOE.

The fencepost problem is described simply enough. For example, how many fenceposts, placed 10 feet apart, are needed for a fence 50 feet long? The obvious answer is five (50 divided by 10) and said obvious answer is, of course, wrong. The correct answer is six, as one needs a post at “zero” as well, the locations of the posts being 0, 10, 20, 30, 40, and 50 feet.

Easy enough.

The corollary tends to annoy more people than it satisfies, but it’s the same principle. Ask someone how old he is and he will answer with the number of years he has completed. I’m 43, but as soon as I turned 43 I began my 44th year, no? The year we’re “on” is always one more than our age. When I hit 44 that’ll be the 45th time I’ve seen that date, because I saw it the day I was born. When I was zero. The first of my fenceposts.

Over the weekend I found a historical example of the fencepost question, not only an interesting story but one that affected the area in which I grew up. After the Revolutionary War, when our newly-formed states were still jockeying for land, the states of Pennsylvania and New York were at odds over their border. Trouble was the language of Pennsylvania’s colonial charter, which was somewhat unclear. Its northern border was “beginning of the three and fortieth degree of northern latitude.”

Three and fortieth degree?

Is that the line that is 43? (My 43rd birthday?) Or where the 43rd degree starts? (Not the line but the “band of land” starting just beyond the 42nd parallel extending to 43, or in our analogy, from the day after my 42nd birthday until I turned 43?)

Hmmm.

And wouldn’t you know the place where I grew up is between 42 and 43 degrees north latitude? Hint: it’s in New York but apparently could well have been part of Pennsylvania.

By 1785 Pennsylvania relinquished its claims above 42 degrees, content with its acquisition of Pittsburgh and parts west. They really couldn’t play the technicality card too much about the 43rd parallel anyway, because after all, a few years before…

they’d played the same trick with Maryland. That time they argued that the line should be 40 degrees, not the 40th degree.

But I suppose it’s all a matter of degree, no?

The reason is money, not what they tell you

I’m a guy who likes to plan things.

For example, I can tell you what I’m giving as gifts for the next 10 Christmases.

I can tell you what I’m eating for lunch on a Tuesday three weeks from now.

I can tell you what I’m wearing to my son’s high school graduation, college graduation, and wedding.

He’s 11, by the way.

So when I heard that UEFA, organizing body of the competition known simply as “Champions League” was moving the time of its final match from local time 9 p.m. to local time 6 p.m. (that’s time in Budapest) I was intrigued.

This is a soccer match nine months from now, by the way.

UEFA said the new time is “better for families and children to attend and watch on television, use public transport after the game, and for fans to party post-match in host cities.”

Bwahahaha!

Football Supporters Europe executive director Ronan Evain says, “An earlier kickoff makes day trips more feasible, reduces travel stress and allows fans to enjoy the occasion without worrying about late-night logistics.”

This is the used car salesman telling you what a great deal you’re getting. He’s not worried about himself, just about your happiness.

And soccer fans in Asia, because this is the real reason the game is starting earlier.

Funny thing about the people who decide when to play these games… they want people watching them so they can sell advertising. Believe it or not it’s a business; they are not doing this for fun or to satisfy some moral obligation.

You may have done the math and thought, hmm, that’s weird, 6:00 in the evening in Budapest is like 9:00 in the morning in Hollywood. Why the heck would you start a game then?

Because while Hollywood types are enjoying their avocado toast and not watching soccer, people in India are tuning in. It’s 8:00 at night there, and it happens to be the newly-crowned most populous nation on Earth.

Keep expecting those times to roll backwards, or rather move eastward with the fanbase.

Following the money.

Pretty good band at a pretty nice venue

On the subject begun Monday, that sometimes meh can still be pretty good, last night I was treated to a few tunes, free of charge, the last installment of a summer concert series just down the road from me.

The band wasn’t the most incredible I’d ever heard, but you’ve got to cut them some slack, because they do all have “regular jobs” as well.

Members of the United States Air Force.

Oh, and the venue?

The steps of the United States Capitol Building.

(Pause for “whoa.”)

Yeah, it was pretty good.

I do like a free concert.

Sometimes even meh can be pretty good

Two items knocked off the O’Connell schedule this weekend I’d wanted to accomplish for some time.

Number one, I finally made it to that Yala Greek Ice Cream in Georgetown. It’s been the talk of Instagram, etc. since it opened about six weeks ago and like every new thing that comes down the pike, I just had to try it. Apparently it’s the only official Greek ice cream shop in America, whatever that means.

(I’m sure there’s a joke in here about official ice cream classifications being Greek to me.)

Greek ice cream?

Eh, it’s pretty good. It’s about as good as any other ice cream you’ve ever had, just more expensive and farther away.

Second goal?

Read Mark Levin’s new book, On Power.

Eh.

The best parts are Levin’s quoting others or himself in his previous books. He’s been resting on his laurels for some time now, though I guess he’s earned it.

It’s like Greek ice cream in a way: you figure it’s going to be at least pretty good, and yeah, that’s about where it is.

I aspire.

Banana Ball on the pod!

Today on Math and Musings Franklin and I discuss perhaps the highlight of our summer: baseball at Camden Yards.

Make that Banana Ball at Camden Yards featuring the Firefighters and the Savannah Bananas. You can read about the game here (spoilers!), or enjoy our exactly 15-minute conversation here. Yeah, finally did one in exactly 15 minutes, appropriate for the sport with the countdown clock.

Enjoy.

Grid takes it to a new level

Immaculate Grid players, take note of the following two words…

Keep. Guessing.

Actually make it about 10 words.

Keep guessing, keep guessing, keep guessing, keep guessing, keep guessing.

New feature on the grid let’s you… keep guessing.

Awesome.

Yeah, it doesn’t count towards your stats and you don’t get the little gold cup (love that, by the way), but to be able to keep guessing every day after your initial nine picks?

Have you figured out how much I like this new feature?

If not… keep guessing.

Jaws at 50

All summer I meant to watch Jaws to celebrate the 50th anniversary of its release. With other things going on (see below) I never did.
Until last night.
Wow.
Yeah, I’d seen it before but not in a number of years. The thing you forget is that it’s not about sharks, it’s about people and politics.
(Pause as Jaws theme plays.)
That’s way scarier.