Not quite 1776, but I’ve been at it a while

In 2004 I had the idea to recite the Declaration of Independence in its entirety from the bandstand at Binghamton’s Recreation Park. It had been a common practice in the 19th and early 20th centuries for a public official to perform this ritual and I was looking to revive it. Oh, I was no public official; I just saw an opportunity.

Twenty years later I’m still at it. I’ve got a much bigger stage these days with a lot more people watching, but the text of the Declaration is still the same. (I even keep the few choice words some folks leave out.)

Still not doing this in any official capacity, but then, it kinda fits the theme, no?

Claude Moore Park in Sterling, Virginia. Tomorrow morning. Ten-thirty.

The First of July

The first of the month, the first day of a quarter, the first day of the second half of the year… and it’s a Monday. Shouldn’t all things start on Mondays? Someone alert the solar system.

Actually, come to think of it we could have saved ourselves a lot of trouble if we didn’t try to arbitrarily split up the year into sevens and twelves and thirties.

Shoot.

Happy Day 183, everybody!

Musical marriage at Wolf Trap

One of my favorite performers of all time is Trey Anastasio. I’ve seen him play dozens of times before, mostly with Phish, sometimes with other jam bands he’s led as a soloist.

I’ve seen various symphony orchestras through the years as well, from high school groups up to philharmonics from major cities.

I have a split personality when it comes to music.

(Actually it’s more like 17 different personalities, but two big ones.)

Both sides of said personality were able to hang out at Wolf Trap last night and be entertained by Trey Anastasio and the National Symphony Orchestra.

Thanks for playing a gig a few miles up the road from my house, guys.

It was either the most staid Trey show I’d ever seen, or the most raucous orchestral performance I’d ever seen, or perhaps some happy Goldilocks medium that brought a few worlds together. Yeah, there were some drunken (among other things) hippies there and some very confused opera-goer types, but for the most part everyone was embracing the alliance. Tuxedo t-shirt was sort of the standard uniform.

Trey doesn’t sit in with the symphony too often (and vice versa), so this really was the first time I was hearing most if not all of these arrangements. Yeah, I’ve heard the tunes before but not like this. I liked being surprised and I liked seeing something different.

Both of me did.

In the end it comes down to one game

I used to say they did this just for TV.

I suppose it’s still true, it’s just not “TV” any more.

With their win Friday night at home the Edmonton Oilers have fought back from three games down to force a deciding Game Seven in Miami tonight against the Florida Panthers.

NHL ad salesmen rejoice.

An Oilers win would mean the first time since 1942 that a team staved off elimination four games in a row to win the Stanley Cup.

That’s even before TV.

And it’s been 34 years since the Oilers last hoisted Lord Stanley’s cup. That was five championships in seven years for the Albertans.

The first of those five was a cool 40 years ago, when the Oilers won the Stanley Cup and the Celtics won the NBA Championship.

That would make a nice little circle, eh?

Seeing one game and talking about another

Today on Math and Musings Franklin and I talk about our recent trip (referenced Monday) to Hagerstown, Maryland, to see the Hagerstown Flying Box Cars.

No, not a vaudeville act. A baseball club, playing at one of the game’s newest venues, Meritus Park.

Ironically (or not), last night we were at a different game, at one of baseball’s oldest parks, Dunn Field in Elmira, New York. This one goes back to 1939 and no, I was not there for the first game.

I saw the most recent one, though, an enjoyable experience to be shared on next week’s episode of MAM.

Enjoy and enjoy.

Willie Mays, 1931-2024

You can’t have a blog like this one and not note the passing of one of the finest sportsmen in human history: Willie Mays.

Friday on Math and Musings you’ll hear me mention the Say Hey Kid, not because he died but because I just happened to mention him. (The episode was recorded before we knew of his death.) His last professional game was more than 50 years ago, though somehow I probably thought of him three or four times a week.

So now among other things the “greatest living ballplayer” tag is up for grabs. It’s up for pleasant debate, and somehow we’ll come up with a more or less unanimous choice.

Griffey? Bonds? Other?

One thing I know.

It’ll be someone I saw play.

I’ve now reached the age where I can say I saw the greatest.

I could take this a few different ways.

But right now all I can think is, I wish I’d seen Willie Mays.

R.I.P.

Boxcars weren’t exactly flying, but…

Yesterday I enjoyed a pleasant Father’s Day evening at Meritus Park, home of the Hagerstown Flying Box Cars.

I know, it sounds a little like a vaudeville act, but this was Atlantic League Professional Baseball in Hagerstown, Maryland, back after a three-year respite during which time, among other things, Meritus Park was built. (Global pandemic happened too but that’s neither here nor there.)

In a word, Meritus Park is cool. It’s replaced Municipal Stadium, one-time home of the Hagerstown Hubs, Owls, Braves, Packets, and Suns, where Willie Mays played his first professional game in 1950 and Franklin and I took in a game in 2019.

I liked Municipal Stadium. But yeah, it’s hard to compare a ballpark built in 1930 with one built last year. This was game #24 at the new stadium and it’s still got that new park smell.

Actually it smells like cinnamon-flavored almonds, an olfactory sensation more intoxicating that Auntie Anne’s, Cinnabon, or Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory.

I think the City of Hagerstown still thinks they’ll someday get a tenant a little higher up than Atlantic League, but for me this works for now.

Yeah, Ty Cobb would’ve balked at the almonds. And the home team lost 8-1.

Still a great Father’s Day though.

Last day of school!

‘Round these parts (that would be Loudoun County, Virginia) today is the last day of school.

And in classic teacher fashion… I’m giving a test.

Yup, break out the #2 pencils today when you tune in to Math and Musings.

My son wasn’t exactly thrilled when I pitched him the idea, but I think the episode came out pretty good.

Enjoy.

Wendy’s back at it again

“Oreoification” may soon be referred to as Frostyification of America.

After decades of having exactly one flavor of Frosty to offer its customers, Wendy’s now has seven. (See my notes on its progression here.)

We truly are living in a Brave New World.

The seventh jewel in the crown is “Triple Berry,” out this week at Wendy’s locations across America.

And much as I laugh at this whole enterprise…

yeah, I’ll be having one this afternoon.