Still a good deal

I heard about the potential for this change a few months ago, but my local Dollar Tree (henceforth known as “Dollar” Tree) has now raised its prices from a dollar to a dollar-twenty-five per item.

Twenty-five percent is a big increase, but hey… it’s a dollar.

The thing I’ve loved about dollar stores in general the past few decades goes beyond cheap prices. I like that everything is the same price. It would be true if everything in the store were five dollars or 10 dollars or a million dollars. If everything is the same price, all you have to do is look at the quality of the merch.

Ever find something great in a store, then look at the price tag and realize it’s not so great anymore?

That never happens when you automatically know the price of everything in the store.

The beauty of Dollar Tree is thus: consider this shelf full of goods. Everything is the same price, so just pick the best thing.

Awesome.

Still awesome at a buck-twenty-five.

Bengals losing is the norm, but they put up a great game

Prior to Sunday night the last time the Cincinnati Bengals were in the Super Bowl was January of 1989. Coincidentally this was the last one I didn’t see; my decades-long sports obsession began later that spring.

Most of the players in last night’s game hadn’t been born when the 49ers beat the Bengals in Super Bowl XXIII. I was six, and as I’ve been fond of telling my students the past two weeks, the Bengals haven’t been good since Ronald Reagan was in office.

Yeah, blank stares. I might as well have said Abe Lincoln.

I wish they’d done it last night, but at least the victors this year had their admirable qualities as well. I’ve got nothing against the Rams, whether housed in LA or St. Louis, or led by Matt Stafford, Kurt Warner, or Warren Beatty.

A great game from a great host city and I’ll admit a great halftime show too. The commercials were mostly silly, but hey, life’s too short to complain about bad commercials.

I might put that one on a bumper sticker.

Meet Me in Las Vegas

The Olympics, the Pro Bowl, and the NHL’s All-Star weekend.

That was the weekend, and I expected this to be the order of popularity.

First, the world’s oldest sporting contest and most celebrated spectacle in all of human competition.

And two events from Vegas.

The winner?

Hands down the NHL, embracing Vegas in its skills contests, and basically thumbing its nose (again) at the Olympics its players have eschewed.

That’s like some social media-level dissing right there.

Wow.

Vegas style.

Kudos, NHL!

What’s in a name?

‎About a year ago my local high school changed its school nickname from a politically-incorrect Civil War reference to the more generic “Captains.”

This week my local NFL team changed its politically-incorrect nickname (well, the one they had before they had no nickname) to the generic “Commanders.”

I’m pretty sure the local community college will be renamed something like the Chief Petty Officers any day now.