If the Knicks keep winning games by 30 points or more I’m going to feel good going into the next… actually, no, I’m just going to feel good, like, about life, and the universe and everything.

Someone go back and tell 12-year-old Mike that things are going to be okay, you’ve just got to wait 32 years.

The Knicks are playing these days like the NBA’s answer to Binghamton Black Bears, FPHL champions for the third year in a row.

A hat trick, for those of you who like hockey lingo.

Fifty years of various AHL, NAHL, and UHL teams in Binghamton and they win one championship.

We finally found a league we can dominate.

Somebody tell 12-year-old Mike!