Fourth is here

Cue patriotic music. Gather hot dogs and all available mustard. Set coordinates for local playground. It is one of my favorite holidays of the year and it is here. For a full description of today’s events read last Friday’s post, but here’s the short version.

Today at the Sterling Community Center playground: public reading of the Declaration of Independence. Eleven a.m., rain or shine, free and open to the public. Family friendly, of course. This is the first of what I hope to be many such occurrences in my adopted hometown of Sterling, Virginia.

Now rock on, fellow revelers!

Holiday weekend

Fourth of July weekend is upon us—isn’t it great when holidays naturally fall on Mondays?—and I’m gearing up for a new/old tradition this year.

As I did half a dozen times in my old hometown of Binghamton, New York, this Monday I am presenting in my new hometown of Sterling, Virgnia, a public reading of the Declaration of Independence. I’ll be reciting the entire text of the declaration at our local community center’s playground beginning at 11 a.m.

In the 19th century and into the early part of the 20th century it was customary on the Fourth of July for a public official—a mayor, a judge, a justice of the peace—to recite the text of the Declaration of Independence in a public place for residents to come together as a community and celebrate the holiday. Like many traditions, this one faded, and now it is difficult to find such an event anywhere in the nation, let alone one’s hometown. I’m aiming to amend that Monday with what I hope to be the first of many such occurrences in Loudoun County. If you are able to join us please do so. Further information can be found on the Events page of this site. Now let our patriotism commence!

Yankees struggle at all hours of day/night

More than 24 hours now have passed since the Yankees’ middle-of-the-night meltdown at the hands of the Texas “Rain-gers.” Monday night’s game ended at 2:44 a.m. Tuesday morning after a three-and-a-half-hour rain delay halted play in the top of the ninth inning. With the Yankees leading. And a billion-game winning streak in games they’ve led heading into the final frame.

Well, as Mom used to say… nothing good happens after two a.m.

The lone bright spot twinkling in the near-empty stadium was the unmistakable orange jersey of the man himself: Marlins Man, sticking it out until the final out was made, seated, of course, right behind home plate.

Another legendary performance from Marlins Man. Kudos.

Will brexits GOP

Conservative columnist George Will announced Friday he has left the Republican Party, citing irreconcilable differences or some such thing between him and the GOP’s presumed presidential nominee, Donald Trump.

Much as I’ve liked Will in the past, I say good riddance.

There’s a certain attitude among Washington’s political and media elite that one must be part of the club to, well, be part of the club. There’s the in-group and the out-group, and it has nothing to do with party affiliation. Among media types George Will is the establishment Republican. Now he’s just establishment.

And unless it’s about baseball, I now have no reason to read any more George Will columns.

Britain brexits

It’s times like these I wish I paid more attention to British politics. A sovereign nation walking away from an international body? Awesome.

Any event that starts with the citizens voting for what they want and ends with politicians resigning is okay in my book. End of story.

Soccer does it to me again

Oh, soccer… you with the periodic way in which you get our hopes up. It’s not just every four years now, either. Somehow it’s become more frequent than that. You got me again last night, as I tuned in to see my national team face off against a real soccer team from Argentina in the Copa America Centenario.

It was exciting for about 10 minutes.

Four-nil? That’s like 40-nil in a real sport.

Kudos, soccer promoters, though, on slipping this one in off schedule to milk some American wishful thinking. You got me again.

See ya at the Olympics.

Cleveland rocks… Cleveland rolls

That was a Game Seven that lived up to the hype. It’s easy to say now but I actually found myself pulling for LeBron and Co. a little bit towards the end of the game and was not disappointed to see them win. (Were they the villains this time, or the heroic underdogs? Sometimes I forget.)

So step one is complete in our 2016-is-the-year-of-the-unlikely scenario. Cavaliers? NBA Champs. Next are the Cubs and finally comes Donald Trump. It’s destiny now.

I like to think 2016 will be a pretty good year, regardless of how likely or unlikely the developments. I do have a pretty good life (thanks, everyone) and yesterday was a good example…

Father’s Day.

Seems I became a father just in time to cash in on the gross overproduction and overcommercialization of said holiday, and I’m all for it. It’s not just a new necktie anymore; it’s Christmas in June.

Amen, Dads.

Game Seven is set

I’m glad I stayed up for the end of that one last night, because just reading about Stephen Curry’s blowup and ejection wouldn’t have done it justice, am I right? (Ditto reading about Craig Sager’s postgame interview with LeBron.) And much as I’ve been awaiting a Golden State win in this series, gosh help me I wanted the Cavs to force a Game Seven yesterday because, well, I wanted to watch a Game Seven. I don’t even think NBA Corporate needed its thumb on the controls last night; that was a dominating performace by Cleveland Inc. Whom do I root for now? I’ll let you know Monday.

Funny how in this series of great games the average margin of victory has been nearly 20 points, with no game being closer that a final score difference of 11. I think Sunday night’s game will change that stat (it damn well better!) and should provide for one of the great TV sports dramas of this century.

Just, you know, going out on a limb there.

First day of summer vacation

Today is the first day of summer vacation ’round these parts, and this grownup couldn’t be more excited. (Tempered, of course, by the fact that I’ve got either summer school or summer camp every day from now until the first day of next school year.)

The natural order of things is for school to end, then for the NBA season to end, and that’s just what we have this year. I think the Cavs the other night merely staved off the inevitable, but you never know. Perhaps NBA Corporate will tell the boys to let Cleveland win one more so they can rake in advertising for a Game Seven.

Yup. That would be a sweet start to summer.

Orlando

There are few nice things one can say about the murder of 50 people, the tragic scene that occurred Sunday morning at an Orlando nightclub. Senseless and despicable are the words that come to mind first.

I’ll give this to our society though. In my lifetime we’ve gone from a culture whose attitude towards tragedy in the gay community has gone from reaction to AIDS: serves ’em right for living a deviant lifestyle to one in which people have fallen over themselves to show solidarity with the gay community. That’s in one generation, and that’s progress.

So I guess that’s something. But it’s an awful lesson to learn.